Preliminary crap:
~Disclaimer: I make a lot of typos~
My name is Daniel, and I enjoy myself. I hate writing about myself because my condescending nature shows in a way that makes me seem more of an ass hole than I really am. However, I am actually a relatively nice guy. I don’t mind if you come to me with your problems, nor do I mind if you don’t. I am just here.
Often I am described as one of those people who is “so average that it is interesting”. I take pride in this. I don’t ever want to be too much of anything (besides the best at everything) and therefore I consider myself so much of a contradiction that I might as well be named juxtaposition. In fact, I enjoy being the best at everything so much that I usually prefer to not do anything in fear that I might be average (and of course this makes me average at everything I choose not to do) and in the end it just provides a basis for my original juxtaposition argument.
That is me: an average contradiction.
FAQ:
Are you gay?
This is a negative.
How old are you?
Eighteen years old-enough-to-go-to-jail
Where do you live?
Nowhere in particular, I maintain residence on the internet for most of my time, and the rest is spent scrounging around for something to do in Albuquerque New Mexico.
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